33 Thoughts While Reading Serpent & Dove

  1. Oooh, magic smells like cinnamon. I kind of want some cookies.
  2. In fact, yes, it is weird watching naked women curtsy. Thank you for that visual.
  3. Such vigorous scrubbing, Lou. SCRUB HARDER!
  4. Fancy ring. The precious. Wait… wrong ring…
  5. Oh my.
  6. OH MY.
  7. Wait… no… same character? Same character.
  8. STOP ITALICIZING FOREIGN LANGUAGES.
  9. So sassy.
  10. “You’re a woman.”
    “Well spotted.”
  11. Ah! No eyes!
  12. Ah! A hag!
  13. Ah!
  14. AUGH!
  15. Why is she eating that ring?
  16. *deep breath* BIG TITTY LIDDY WAS NOT VERY PRETTY, BUT HER BOSOM WAS BIG AS A BARN! HER CREAMERY KNOCKERS DROVE MEN OFF THEIR ROCKERS, BUT SHE WAS BLIND TO THEIR CHARRRRRMS!
  17. “You missed a spot.”
  18. OH MY!
  19. Why. Are. You. Smelling. Her.
  20. Oooh! A Disney reference!
  21. KISS GOD DAMN IT! THIS IS KILLING ME!
  22. TELL HER YOU LOVE HER!
  23. KISS!
  24. KIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!
  25. THAT IS MORE THAN KISSING!
  26. YOU GET BACK HERE AND APOLOGIZE TO HER!
  27. REID! REID, YOU APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!
  28. “Would my soul remember him?”
  29. Ooooooh!
  30. OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
  31. Excuse me.
  32. EXCUSE ME!?
  33. WHERE IS THE REST!?
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Published by J. M. Tuckerman

J.M.Tuckerman is a neurodivergent writer with a big education. She holds an MFA in Writing for Children and Young Adults, an MA in Writing, and a BA in Writing Arts (specializing in Creative Writing, New Media Writing, and Publication; concentrating in New Media Production), which she somehow managed to earn despite her three very loud and large dogs. Jessica was lucky enough to intern at Quirk Books and Picador, USA while earning her master’s degrees. Her service dog, Ringo, is very proud of all that she has accomplished and hopes to be on a back cover of a published book with her very soon. An avid reader, writer, and lover of young adult and middle-grade literature, Jessica’s bookshelf is overflowing with hardbacks, paperbacks, and a million half-filled notebooks. She is a proud fur-mommy to two lab/st-bernard littermates, a retriever-mix service dog, and one orange little hobgoblin cat, all of whom have made very audible appearances on the Booked All Night podcast.

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